well what a week, put the flat on the market and have had one round and some booked for next week, we were always told “put your money into brick’s and mortar” NO sod all that just get a good camper, this year has really taught me something “sod what we were always told” just paint up your van, go nfa, tune in and turn on,
”NOT NOW JOHN”
“that made you look” look’s like the local sparrow family have got some competition this year from this lot, 
a family o blue tit’s have been making a move on the feeder all week
time to get the comfortably numb ready for the summer,
so out come’s Mr grinder, one large tin of filler, and a few tin’s of primer,
always feel primer a waste of money all you do is slap on about two tin’s then sand off about one and a half of them,
“well that did the trick then Dave” oil is now over $2.00 a barrel, think for the next raid Dave best fill the jet’s at Tesco's at least you’ll get the club card point’s, remember Dave we all need to pull our belt’s in.
thing’s in life Billy find’s pointless, the British government saying “o no we must stop the civil war in Libya” (oil) boy band's, girl band’s, nick clegg, (give him a colouring book when Dave's talking) polo mint’s, russle brand, left handed kitchen thing’s (sorry poppy) the law’s that stop the freedom to wild camp, Viagra, and DIY this is what my lost week has been spent doing,
fitting a new water heater,
“o no paint on my hands”
“cool paintbrush photo”
“it’s ok I'm not dead” just been busy with those things in life you must do to earn a crust, learning new software, web stuff, etc, and standing back in ore at the new wychwood brewery website
so the past two week’s “well” apart from sorting the flat and getting it ready to try and sell it again, starting on the rust spot’s on the van, “think I'll just do the rest in photo’s
beef cobbler (Wiltshire style)
“I'm back” and by the look of it eating for six,
coat water an oasis in north Swindon, last time i was there was about forty year’s ago shame i left it that long, so last but not least and getting back to beer again “wychwood beer at that too” scarecrow , (i was feeling abit arty at the time) so make this pattern on adobe 
mix it all up then put it on YouTube and you get this. “enjoy”
(no small fluffy animal's or children were harmed and only two bottle’s of scarecrow were drank in the making of this video)
