Leslie Nielsen.

the late great Leslie Nielsen

     “don't call me Shirley”  

a proper Christmas (Billy style)

one of those life changing interview's,,,,,,,,,,,,

think I've just had one of those life changing interview's with a Mr Steve booth from trident/next step’s, think he was just used to someone just sitting there and telling him they want to be a web designer and spouting off that they had done a six week course on html, “not for me” i took in the laptop and he loved it!, he went through all the dummy sites then the adobe work and finally even the animation stuff (he loved the floyd one) think it was time well spent doing this all about billy site managed to fit hyper link’s to all the dummy’s, artwork, adobe, and animation’s that I've done (thought it would be the ultimate cv) and it worked, Steve told me to try two things make a dvd with all this stuff on and tout it around all web design company’s, or just set my own company up, in the meantime he said he will try and set up an interview with someone he knows in the trade.     

“thank crunchie it’s Sunday”

“here we go then” if you ever get board on a Sunday afternoon try this, take 5 tbl spoon’s of sugar, 2 tbl spoon’s of golden syrup, 2 tbl spoon’s of honey mix together in a saucepan bring to the boil till it turn’s a dark brown colour then add a pre mixed 1 tbl spoon of baking soda and 1 tbl of water, and watch it fizz up like f**k and the pour the bubbling mess onto a well greased surface, and “hey presto” you’ve got cruncie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but i bet all you on and off shore chemists have tried this before, “whoop’s buger!” just remembered rocket we be reading this,,,,,,, (sorry Frankie)   

a year ago today

“a year ago today i brought her home”

“Billy's on a mission”

“see i am still alive”and still kicking, think tomorrow will be a big day should get the answers and the backing i want on this website stuff, “if not I'll just stick to my own bloody mindedness way” and get the answer i want”

“Billy's on a mission”

 

she passed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“well i can’t see what you lot were worrying about” she passed the mot,”nice one Kim” 

let’s have some music

“it’s almost 3 o’clock Sunday afternoon” just turned off the web course stuff, think it’s party time now “so let’s have some music” two singer’s you will either love or hate, but in my book they’re both god’s

a lump in the throat moment.

“they say that Pete Townsend as a boy locked himself in his bedroom until he had learnt to play guitar”, “well” think I've just done a near as dam it week to him but in the comfortably numb, I've spent the week in the van learning this website thingy-me-jig and it did surprise me that it not really as hard as it seems, loaded up the software on Tuesday morning and made a start, found the hardest part was learning to use the new art studio were I'm use to adobe, (maybe i shouldn't have been so tight and got Dreamweaver) all the html,anchor's,page navigation,etc. seemed to just fall into place, did find the e,commerce shop a little tricky  but with a bit more playing around I'll crack it, but it was a lump in the throat moment yesterday afternoon seeing a dummy of a website I've been toying with for the past 4/5 years live online, and clicking through all the pages, link’s, etc. to find them all working fine.            

“hello Jeanie bell,

this is an add on to the pop art thing, over the past few week’s I've noticed hitching on the viewing list thingy “well hello Jeanie bell” this bit of music is for you, “think you may know them” this one’s for the queen of Camden,

(stay cool babe)

boring old has been icon’s and tins of soup !

 

over the past few week’s I've got into this pop art thing, but when you look at it all it just seems to be full of dead boring  old has been icon’s and tins of soup, “so i thought l’de do some new one’s”so here’s two  image’s I've done some of iconit blogger’s in pop art style  the rocket man and sandy, I've been a bit absent on here over the past few week’s the reason is I'm on a bit of a retrain, I'm learning web design and production, i think this is the way forward for me (being a somewhat frustrated wannabe artist) “watch this space for more “lollypop moor”     

one hell of a month or two,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

that’s been one hell of a month or two on the road, but the time may have come to park up the comfortably numb “its mot time”, just got that feeling she'll be parked up for the winter because I've seen a few nasty’s on her, it was funny when i saw her in the yard for the first time she had no battery strap and after the “so called mot” she still never had one, so in my books that ment it was a bent one, but it was love at first sight so in a way i did know what to expect, so in two week’s time in she go’s and let’s see, the only bad one I'm worried about is on the bonnet hinge, think the panel its bolted to is to for gone and if so will mean windscreen out and alot of welding, but at least I've the money by for alot of work on her, and when she’s parked think I'll make a start on the bodywork and paint up.            

Mr. Cowan’s culinary view’s

“just made this cracking sandwich”

but i feel there’s something missing, should i add bean’s, hp sauce or marmite, “think i better phone Mr. Cowan for his culinary advice, 

photo of the week,,,,,,,,, (sorry Storm Thorgerson)

“thing’s to do with an old teddy”

“And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon teddy”

our norm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

still loving it,

“it’s about 14.30pm and it’s pouring down outside but it’s snug in here” almost a month into my new way of life now and still enjoying it, seems nice having  just four wheel’s and a chassis under your feet and not concrete, not missing the comfort’s of the flat really, as for work “well that’s just not there” don't think i could do another  so called  driving agency where the eighteen year old bimbo interviewing you  thinks' a Mercedes actros is Paris Hilton's new best friend, no enough is enough as you may have seen by my new blog site think it’s going to be art now, had enough of the driving, “it’s a mug’s game”